{"topic":{"id":5521,"title":"《人性化举措挫败下交学子 remake 阴谋》","slug":"topic","userId":1313,"categoryId":4,"createdAt":"2023-09-04 12:14:40.217518","bumpedAt":"2024-12-03 03:33:03.82833","views":642,"postsCount":13,"highestPostNumber":13,"likeCount":4,"closed":false,"pinned":false,"pinnedGlobally":false,"pinnedAt":null,"pinnedUntil":null,"isBanner":false,"excerpt":"《人性化举措挫败下交学子 remake 阴谋》下交是一所有五万多人的大学校，在此之中，有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十首先，应该找到问题的根源。有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十，这充分说明了下交生课业压力不够，应该多上课，每天都要人人有早八，这样就不会闲着无聊胡思乱想了。大学是用来学习的，不是用来躺平的。下交学生要充分认识到美帝国主义对我们的认知战、攻心战，众多美帝国主义高校一学期只上寥寥几节课，实际上就是让学生…","deletedAt":null,"isAnonymous":false,"isPrivate":false,"isMembersOnly":false,"category":{"id":4,"name":"谈笑风生","slug":"general","color":"25AAE2"},"author":{"id":1313,"username":"anonymous186","name":"anonymous186","avatarUrl":null},"realAuthor":{"id":1313,"username":"anonymous186","name":"anonymous186","avatarUrl":null},"tags":["blueprint","remake"]},"posts":[{"id":10714,"postNumber":1,"raw":"《人性化举措挫败下交学子 remake 阴谋》\n\n> 下交是一所有五万多人的大学校，在此之中，有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十\n\n\n首先，应该找到问题的根源。*有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十*，这**充分**说明了下交生课业压力不够，应该**多**上课，每天都要**人人有早八**，这样就不会闲着无聊胡思乱想了。**大学是用来学习的，不是用来躺平的**。下交学生要**充分认识到**美帝国主义对我们的认知战、攻心战，*众多美帝国主义高校一学期只上寥寥几节课*，实际上就是让学生摆烂、沉迷于奶头乐，从而将社会资源牢牢把控在以犹太人为首的统治集团里。\n\n对于下交的每日早八、没有双休，每个西迁精神的传人都应该**始终**胸怀一颗诚挚得感恩的心。**好日子还在后面，生活越过越甜。**但是，没有努力，没有汗水，**有再多的 0，没有 1 就什么都不是**。\n\n另外引入学伴制度，考虑到生理限制，可以 2 人一小组 4 人一大组，每组 3 男 1 女/2 男 2 女（全校所有专业混在一起，这是可以实现的）。每天都需要按照规定进行各方面的**深入**交流，形式和地点不限。为了防止形式主义的发生，需要每天都将交流时**不带口罩、不打马赛克**的**视频**上传到指定网站，**自觉主动**接受他人的检视。\n\n小组内互相监督，假如有 remake 的思想苗头则立刻上上级汇报，万一知情不报发生不好的事情则**一律取消评奖评优资格**，假若不好的事情发生的第一时间发现并上报从而没有造成不好的校园和社会影响，则“能不追究的追究、能不罚的不罚”。\n\n---\n\n啊，企图 remake 的下交学子啊，你难道不对生命的流逝感到惋惜和惊讶吗？\n\n如果你曾感到惋惜的话，那说明你一定认同我的观点：为了**弥补**它人 remake 对**全人类**造成的不可逆的、不可挽回的损失，我们应该尽己所能、尽可能多地创造**新**的生命。\n\n应当大力践行秉持正派的、不受美国白左和 IGBT 群体影响的、积极向上的人际态度，主动寻找朋友、发现朋友、化敌为友；光播种、勤收获；让友谊的种子**洒满**祖国的五湖四海；*人有多大胆、地有多大产*。","cooked":"

《人性化举措挫败下交学子 remake 阴谋》

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下交是一所有五万多人的大学校，在此之中，有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十
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首先，应该找到问题的根源。有 remake 想法的人不低于百分之五十，这充分说明了下交生课业压力不够，应该多上课，每天都要人人有早八，这样就不会闲着无聊胡思乱想了。大学是用来学习的，不是用来躺平的。下交学生要充分认识到美帝国主义对我们的认知战、攻心战，众多美帝国主义高校一学期只上寥寥几节课，实际上就是让学生摆烂、沉迷于奶头乐，从而将社会资源牢牢把控在以犹太人为首的统治集团里。

对于下交的每日早八、没有双休，每个西迁精神的传人都应该始终胸怀一颗诚挚得感恩的心。**好日子还在后面，生活越过越甜。**但是，没有努力，没有汗水，有再多的 0，没有 1 就什么都不是。

另外引入学伴制度，考虑到生理限制，可以 2 人一小组 4 人一大组，每组 3 男 1 女/2 男 2 女（全校所有专业混在一起，这是可以实现的）。每天都需要按照规定进行各方面的深入交流，形式和地点不限。为了防止形式主义的发生，需要每天都将交流时不带口罩、不打马赛克的视频上传到指定网站，自觉主动接受他人的检视。

小组内互相监督，假如有 remake 的思想苗头则立刻上上级汇报，万一知情不报发生不好的事情则一律取消评奖评优资格，假若不好的事情发生的第一时间发现并上报从而没有造成不好的校园和社会影响，则“能不追究的追究、能不罚的不罚”。

啊，企图 remake 的下交学子啊，你难道不对生命的流逝感到惋惜和惊讶吗？

如果你曾感到惋惜的话，那说明你一定认同我的观点：为了弥补它人 remake 对全人类造成的不可逆的、不可挽回的损失，我们应该尽己所能、尽可能多地创造新的生命。

应当大力践行秉持正派的、不受美国白左和 IGBT 群体影响的、积极向上的人际态度，主动寻找朋友、发现朋友、化敌为友；光播种、勤收获；让友谊的种子洒满祖国的五湖四海；人有多大胆、地有多大产。

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五万多学生，不生行吗？

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人际交往是要多促进促进，不过学伴这个词被污名化了

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学校多开点课程：
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从 下交附属幼儿园 上到下交一体化贯通培养是吧 😅

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