{"topic":{"id":6610,"title":"关于大肠杆君在赛格购物广场成为透明人这件事","slug":"topic","userId":812,"categoryId":4,"createdAt":"2023-10-21 15:27:48.367057","bumpedAt":"2023-10-22 04:04:23.78747","views":447,"postsCount":8,"highestPostNumber":8,"likeCount":3,"closed":false,"pinned":false,"pinnedGlobally":false,"pinnedAt":null,"pinnedUntil":null,"isBanner":false,"excerpt":"某日大肠杆君心血来潮，在没有任何征兆的情况下独自一人出现在赛格购物广场。当时正值晚餐时间，于是大肠杆君决定到 7 楼吃晚餐。商场里面人流众多，每家餐厅的服务员都努力地推销着自家餐厅，向来来往往的人发传单。大肠杆君在人群中穿梭，如入无人之境，没有任何人试图阻挡大肠杆君前行的脚步。大肠杆君最终选定了一家西餐厅，他走到餐厅前台，拿起放在桌上的菜单，前台服务员无动于衷。大约 5 秒钟后，在大肠杆君的要求下，服务员把他带到餐厅里面，找了一个角落的…","deletedAt":null,"isAnonymous":false,"isPrivate":false,"isMembersOnly":false,"category":{"id":4,"name":"谈笑风生","slug":"general","color":"25AAE2"},"author":{"id":812,"username":"Ecoli","name":null,"avatarUrl":"/uploads/image/6c/84/6c843b7f0f0ffff1f5a680a16522e16068085c4fea19d1c651c8512a26b92c7e.avif"},"realAuthor":{"id":812,"username":"Ecoli","name":null,"avatarUrl":"/uploads/image/6c/84/6c843b7f0f0ffff1f5a680a16522e16068085c4fea19d1c651c8512a26b92c7e.avif"},"tags":[]},"posts":[{"id":14283,"postNumber":1,"raw":"某日大肠杆君心血来潮，在没有任何征兆的情况下独自一人出现在赛格购物广场。当时正值晚餐时间，于是大肠杆君决定到 7 楼吃晚餐。商场里面人流众多，每家餐厅的服务员都努力地推销着自家餐厅，向来来往往的人发传单。大肠杆君在人群中穿梭，如入无人之境，没有任何人试图阻挡大肠杆君前行的脚步。大肠杆君最终选定了一家西餐厅，他走到餐厅前台，拿起放在桌上的菜单，前台服务员无动于衷。大约 5 秒钟后，在大肠杆君的要求下，服务员把他带到餐厅里面，找了一个角落的位置坐下。大肠杆君点了一份单人套餐（这让大肠杆君非常欣慰）。\n\n用餐完毕后，大肠杆君顺着最近的电梯下楼，在下降到 2 楼时，他来到了赛格数码大卖场（姑且先这么称呼它）。作为一名数码爱好者，大肠杆君自然不会错过一饱眼福的机会。他在各大数码产品专卖店来回穿梭，上手了他十分喜欢的电子产品（比如 ROG ALLY、ProArt 创 16、YOGA 9i 以及 Mate X5）。在他来回穿梭的过程中，同样没有人试图留住他的脚步，甚至当他拿起设备时，也没有人凑上来向他介绍产品。在过足瘾后，悄悄地，大肠杆君走了，他挥一挥衣袖，不带走一片云彩。\n\n回忆这段经历，大肠杆君陷入沉思。他孤独的身影在赛格购物广场显得那么多余，没有人注意到这个形单影只的人。”或许下次要去赛格的话得邀个伴？“他把这段话写在便签里，”最好 TA 也有自行车，喜欢没事出去骑行”。沉吟片刻，大肠杆君划掉后半句话，又补上一句：“至少要能一起搭伙吃饭。”","cooked":"

某日大肠杆君心血来潮，在没有任何征兆的情况下独自一人出现在赛格购物广场。当时正值晚餐时间，于是大肠杆君决定到 7 楼吃晚餐。商场里面人流众多，每家餐厅的服务员都努力地推销着自家餐厅，向来来往往的人发传单。大肠杆君在人群中穿梭，如入无人之境，没有任何人试图阻挡大肠杆君前行的脚步。大肠杆君最终选定了一家西餐厅，他走到餐厅前台，拿起放在桌上的菜单，前台服务员无动于衷。大约 5 秒钟后，在大肠杆君的要求下，服务员把他带到餐厅里面，找了一个角落的位置坐下。大肠杆君点了一份单人套餐（这让大肠杆君非常欣慰）。

用餐完毕后，大肠杆君顺着最近的电梯下楼，在下降到 2 楼时，他来到了赛格数码大卖场（姑且先这么称呼它）。作为一名数码爱好者，大肠杆君自然不会错过一饱眼福的机会。他在各大数码产品专卖店来回穿梭，上手了他十分喜欢的电子产品（比如 ROG ALLY、ProArt 创 16、YOGA 9i 以及 Mate X5）。在他来回穿梭的过程中，同样没有人试图留住他的脚步，甚至当他拿起设备时，也没有人凑上来向他介绍产品。在过足瘾后，悄悄地，大肠杆君走了，他挥一挥衣袖，不带走一片云彩。

回忆这段经历，大肠杆君陷入沉思。他孤独的身影在赛格购物广场显得那么多余，没有人注意到这个形单影只的人。”或许下次要去赛格的话得邀个伴？“他把这段话写在便签里，”最好 TA 也有自行车，喜欢没事出去骑行”。沉吟片刻，大肠杆君划掉后半句话，又补上一句：“至少要能一起搭伙吃饭。”

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让我想起今年某日在上海，在某豪宅卖房地点外面看了半分钟 25 万一平的房子列表，结果销售从屋里走出来问我要不要买，我仓皇而逃。。

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虽然在门内 f 哥表现出的是跟我们一样的穷哥们气息，但说不定这只是我自以为，其实现实中 f 哥级别不低根本不能说是穷哥们

另外，说实在的格局可以更高。比起看 20w+ 一平的房，不如坐在卖 20w+ 一平的房产销售处门前看哪个富哥们富姐们看起来大度，直接上去狠舔狠粘，说不定人家大手一挥送人个 20w+ 一平的房的概率都比奋斗一辈子买个 20w+ 一平的房的概率高😃

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人要有梦想

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成功了，然后呢？

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奋斗一辈子买个 20w+ 一平的房的概率很低吗

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说实话，狠舔狠粘能搞到别人送你几千万的房，何尝不是一种奋斗；；；

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就算一个人逛逛商场我也觉得挺不错的。只要兜里有钱，那种发现商品的感觉，坐在宿舍就没办法体会到。（尤其喜欢便宜实用小玩意，或许更适合去老年人逛逛的破旧商场）

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