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学分绩不是炸了

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你是来钓鱼的吗，要不你看看一个学期体育课几个学分？

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重开吧，多一个不多少一个不少

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凉拌

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是的，同学，因为体育课刚刚及格，保研和奖学金都与你无缘，校园活动会禁止你参加，你的美好大学生活到此结束。同学会瞧不起你，門友会嘲笑你，校园里的猫猫狗狗也会冷落你。在以后无数个不眠的夜晚，你总会回想起这门课，你悔恨于自己的选择，悲愤于努力得不到回报。你的未来全都因这门课毁于一旦，你计划好的人生被完全打乱，你畅想的结局不可能实现，你只能灰溜溜的从这个大学毕业，在家乡拿着你过去瞧不起的薪资，和一个不喜欢的人结婚，背上沉重的贷款和生活压力。诗和远方离你而去，你的双眼不再显现希望。多年以后，你的儿子儿孙问你过去的梦想的是什么，你思索半天，眼眶中流出热泪：体育课满绩

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我当年体育也是刚刚及格，最后考研去了赤峰学院。

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不如先拿卢旺达婚绿再留学 ShanDong 大学

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